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Google Adsense is weird

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Okay, so a friend of mine submitted Google Adsense application few days ago It got rejected and here was the email he received from Google:

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Thank you for your interest in Google ffffcc;">AdSense Unfortunately, after
reviewing your application, we’re unable to accept you into Google
ffffcc;">AdSense at this time

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below

Issues:

– Account information incorrect or not provided

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Further detail:

Incomplete name provided: We’ve found that you have provided only one
name in your application In the ‘Payee Name’ field of the application,
individual accounts must provide a full first and last name, and
business accounts are required to supply a company name

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For a complete list of ffffcc;">AdSense criteria, please visit:

365452;" href="https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US" target="_blank">https://www.google.com/ffffcc;">adsense/policies?hl=en_US

365452;" href="https://www.google.com/adsense/localized-terms?rc=PK&ce=1&hl=en_US" target="_blank">https://www.google.com/ffffcc;">adsense/localized-terms?rc=PK&ce=1&hl=en_US

To update and resubmit your application, please visit
365452;" href="https://www.google.com/adsense?hl=en_US" target="_blank">https://www.google.com/ffffcc;">adsense?hl=en_US and sign in using the email
address and password you submitted with your application Our
specialists will review your account for compliance with our program
policies, so please make sure to resolve all of the issues listed above
before resubmitting

Please contact us at 365452;" href="mailto:adsense-support@google.com">ffffcc;">adsense-support@google.com if you have any
questions

Sincerely,

The Google ffffcc;">AdSense Team

Okay so he didn’t entered his full name correctly, cool No problem let’s fill it again it says:

“To update and resubmit your application, please visit 365452;" href="https://www.google.com/adsense?hl=en_US" target="_blank">https://www.google.com/ffffcc;">adsense?hl=en_US and sign in using the email address and password you submitted with your application”

Cool, we open https://google.com/adsense and try to login oh oh surprise surprise:

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It says:

Account Not Active

An AdSense account does not exist for this login, as it is associated with an unapproved application For more information about your application, please review the message we sent to the email address you provided with your application

Return to AdSense home

So what to do now? oh yes the wonderful support pages, take a look at what it says:

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This helpful page is located here: https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=81904&sourceid=asos&subid=ww-ww-em-hc&medium=em

Well, then I tried there forums, at least 9 people have said in these two threads that they are having the same problem:

Well I then decided to reply to the email id they had provided in the original email from them:

Subject: I want to re-submit, but can’t login
Hi,

You said that I should re-submit my application with full name,
I am trying to do that but adsense page says this:

Account Not Active
An AdSense account does not exist for this login, as it is associated with an unapproved application For more information about your application, please review the message we sent to the email address you provided with your application

I have attached a screenshot, please help

Muhammad Fahad

Now I am hoping that I will get a reply soon and will me out of my misery
And I did get a reply almost instantly, it says:

This message was sent from a notification-only email address that does not
accept incoming email Please do not reply to this message
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Hello,

Thanks for contacting AdSense Support

We noticed that you may have contacted us without first visiting our Help
Center: https://www.google.com/adsense/support?sourceid=nhcar To receive
faster responses to your questions, we encourage you to visit our help
resources — they’re full of instant, reliable answers to many common
questions and issues

I can’t log in to my account
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/topicpy?topic=8430&sourceid=tx&subid=nhcar&medium=em

I can’t see ads on my website
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/topicpy?topic=8439&sourceid=tx&subid=nhcar&medium=em

I haven’t received a PIN or payment yet
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/topicpy?topic=136&sourceid=tx&subid=nhcar&medium=em

My application was disapproved
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=81904&sourceid=asos&subid=ww-ww-em-hc&medium=em
Or, get application approval tips at
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=75109&sourceid=asos&subid=ww-ww-em-hc&medium=em

If your issue isn’t covered in the links above, we suggest you search or
browse our online help resources listed below:

– AdSense Help Center: Our most comprehensive source for answers to common
questions
https://www.google.com/adsense/support?sourceid=asos&subid=ww-ww-em-hc&medium=em

– AdSense Help Forum: Share questions and knowledge with other AdSense
publishers AdSense team representatives also contribute to discussions
and provide help
http://groups.google.com/group/adsense-help?utm_source=asos&utm_campaign=ww-ww-em-hc&utm_medium=em

– Inside AdSense blog: Learn the latest AdSense news, tips, and updates —
browse by label, search, or subscribe to receive updates via email or
feed
http://adsense.blogspot.com?utm_source=asos&utm_campaign=ww-ww-em-hc&utm_medium=em

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

So let’s see where we are:
1) We can’t login
2) There is no help available in their “Most comprehensive source for answers to common questions”
3) No replies on AdSense Help Forum

Conclusion:
We are stuck

Any one who knows what should we do now, please come forward to the mic on the left side, state your name, city & designation, then give the solution Thank you

sometimes, facebook creeps me out!

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facebook creeps me outCreepy, no?

Why is it creepy? Because I never entered where I live so how is it telling me that these people are around 10 miles from me?

I know it’s just for attraction, they might not even be in the same city or they might just be fake names depending on my region to gain user’s attention

But still, it is creepy one of the people it turned up in one of these notifications was actually living in the same area as me

What makes it more creepy is that we are entering way too much information without realizing how much data we have just provided to people who we don’t even know For example when you add people you can add information about where you met them You can enter if they are your siblings, or from your family (or extended family), you can also write where you worked with them or in short where exactly you met them and how

Apart from that I used to wander randomly from profile to profile checking out if they posted any comments on anyone’s photos/pictures/albums This way I could check all those photos without even being a friend of that particular user this means if I add my own pictures and restrict them to me and my friends only, if a friend of mine comment on them other people who are not in my friend list can view that particular picture along with the comments that people gave on that picture,

Pictures should have the settings of “Show only to friends” by default, right now its set to “Show everyone” and you can change it to “Show only to friends” or “Show only to friends and my network”, this way if you don’t know about such settings (most users don’t)  your pictures will be visible to a huge number of people

You can tag people in photos, this means that if you were in a party with friends last night and one of them took pictures and he uses facebook then you will end up on facebook weather you like it or not and if he tags you in the picture that picture will show up in all your friends newsfeeds and your own profile as well

Headache

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As of this moment, I am highly annoyed by this nasty headache and I am also feeling very bad pain in my legs and I am thinking if it’s fine to call it footache? that sounds just like footage anyways

I want to sleep I think — but I have to work, boss is online and he has some urgent work

so if Boss is online what I am doing here? well I am waiting for him to return with details so I can start working

I have no idea why this deserves a complete post but since I have already began let me add something interesting here

A random quote from “Bee Movie”:
Cow: You’re a lawyer too?
Mooseblood: Ma’am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite All I needed was a briefcase!

Dasvidaniya (Part 2)

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dasvidaniya-ls

For sake of those people who haven’t seen the movie yet, I have the post on next page and if you don’t want to find out most of the story in my own weird way of story-telling than trust me you don’t want to click on Read more

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Shaadi

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shadi

As of today, this is the most annoying subject for me

Why? well let me list my reasons: (which most people believe are illogical and weird)

  1. Marriage is/was not in my plans till 2012
  2. Amma is blackmailing me for my “yes”
    • and I don’t like to be blackmailed
  3. Amma saw this 15 years old kid in our “door-ke-relatives” and she likes her!
    • and I don’t want to baby-sit!
  4. Amma keeps referring to this kid in almost every conversation
    • and it’s getting annoyinggggggggggggg
  5. Both my sisters, and one close relative who knows about this kid are ‘cool’ with this idea ofcourse they are, it’s me who will be living with this kid
  6. Just 15!! I am what 9 years old than her? that’s almost a DECADE!

So, it’s ANNOYING

I have for amma-ki-khushi agreed to say yes for “mission-bahu-dhoondo” after January when my job gets fixed/permanent and now all I am hoping for is that amma gets over with this kid’s topic and finds some other girl who is not anyway near my nephew’s age :/

-Salman