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Google Adsense is weird

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Okay, so a friend of mine submitted Google Adsense application few days ago It got rejected and here was the email he received from Google:

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Thank you for your interest in Google ffffcc;">AdSense Unfortunately, after
reviewing your application, we’re unable to accept you into Google
ffffcc;">AdSense at this time

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below

Issues:

– Account information incorrect or not provided

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Further detail:

Incomplete name provided: We’ve found that you have provided only one
name in your application In the ‘Payee Name’ field of the application,
individual accounts must provide a full first and last name, and
business accounts are required to supply a company name

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For a complete list of ffffcc;">AdSense criteria, please visit:

365452;" href="https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US" target="_blank">https://www.google.com/ffffcc;">adsense/policies?hl=en_US

365452;" href="https://www.google.com/adsense/localized-terms?rc=PK&ce=1&hl=en_US" target="_blank">https://www.google.com/ffffcc;">adsense/localized-terms?rc=PK&ce=1&hl=en_US

To update and resubmit your application, please visit
365452;" href="https://www.google.com/adsense?hl=en_US" target="_blank">https://www.google.com/ffffcc;">adsense?hl=en_US and sign in using the email
address and password you submitted with your application Our
specialists will review your account for compliance with our program
policies, so please make sure to resolve all of the issues listed above
before resubmitting

Please contact us at 365452;" href="mailto:adsense-support@google.com">ffffcc;">adsense-support@google.com if you have any
questions

Sincerely,

The Google ffffcc;">AdSense Team

Okay so he didn’t entered his full name correctly, cool No problem let’s fill it again it says:

“To update and resubmit your application, please visit 365452;" href="https://www.google.com/adsense?hl=en_US" target="_blank">https://www.google.com/ffffcc;">adsense?hl=en_US and sign in using the email address and password you submitted with your application”

Cool, we open https://google.com/adsense and try to login oh oh surprise surprise:

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It says:

Account Not Active

An AdSense account does not exist for this login, as it is associated with an unapproved application For more information about your application, please review the message we sent to the email address you provided with your application

Return to AdSense home

So what to do now? oh yes the wonderful support pages, take a look at what it says:

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This helpful page is located here: https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=81904&sourceid=asos&subid=ww-ww-em-hc&medium=em

Well, then I tried there forums, at least 9 people have said in these two threads that they are having the same problem:

Well I then decided to reply to the email id they had provided in the original email from them:

Subject: I want to re-submit, but can’t login
Hi,

You said that I should re-submit my application with full name,
I am trying to do that but adsense page says this:

Account Not Active
An AdSense account does not exist for this login, as it is associated with an unapproved application For more information about your application, please review the message we sent to the email address you provided with your application

I have attached a screenshot, please help

Muhammad Fahad

Now I am hoping that I will get a reply soon and will me out of my misery
And I did get a reply almost instantly, it says:

This message was sent from a notification-only email address that does not
accept incoming email Please do not reply to this message
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Hello,

Thanks for contacting AdSense Support

We noticed that you may have contacted us without first visiting our Help
Center: https://www.google.com/adsense/support?sourceid=nhcar To receive
faster responses to your questions, we encourage you to visit our help
resources — they’re full of instant, reliable answers to many common
questions and issues

I can’t log in to my account
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/topicpy?topic=8430&sourceid=tx&subid=nhcar&medium=em

I can’t see ads on my website
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/topicpy?topic=8439&sourceid=tx&subid=nhcar&medium=em

I haven’t received a PIN or payment yet
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/topicpy?topic=136&sourceid=tx&subid=nhcar&medium=em

My application was disapproved
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=81904&sourceid=asos&subid=ww-ww-em-hc&medium=em
Or, get application approval tips at
https://www.google.com/adsense/support/bin/answer.py?answer=75109&sourceid=asos&subid=ww-ww-em-hc&medium=em

If your issue isn’t covered in the links above, we suggest you search or
browse our online help resources listed below:

– AdSense Help Center: Our most comprehensive source for answers to common
questions
https://www.google.com/adsense/support?sourceid=asos&subid=ww-ww-em-hc&medium=em

– AdSense Help Forum: Share questions and knowledge with other AdSense
publishers AdSense team representatives also contribute to discussions
and provide help
http://groups.google.com/group/adsense-help?utm_source=asos&utm_campaign=ww-ww-em-hc&utm_medium=em

– Inside AdSense blog: Learn the latest AdSense news, tips, and updates —
browse by label, search, or subscribe to receive updates via email or
feed
http://adsense.blogspot.com?utm_source=asos&utm_campaign=ww-ww-em-hc&utm_medium=em

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

So let’s see where we are:
1) We can’t login
2) There is no help available in their “Most comprehensive source for answers to common questions”
3) No replies on AdSense Help Forum

Conclusion:
We are stuck

Any one who knows what should we do now, please come forward to the mic on the left side, state your name, city & designation, then give the solution Thank you

Quaid, Firefighters and us

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This is supposed to be a very short post Because I don’t have much to say
I really hope that I can think of something better and write more but I guess I am not good at this so I will simply include some chat logs

<Wizard> Quaid-e-Azam ki wajah se Pakistan Aazaad howa aur logon ne unhain hee bhula dia
<StoryTeller> He was the leader, but saying he is the sole responsible for our freedom is not true many people sacrificed there lives and even children for Azadi
<Wizard> okay but why do we have to neglect our leader’s birthday?
<StoryTeller> I guess not giving a public holiday is fine but there should be programs and events organized to honor him
<Wizard> Bhai, for 27th they have arranged FREE Bus Ride from anywhere to Larkana everywhere I go people asking “Tum larkana jarahay ho?”, media per har taraf yaheeh hay news channels per news se ziada is din ki baat horahee hay
<Wizard> Who is paying for all that? the tax-payers?
<StoryTeller> But how many actually pay tax?
<Wizard> If they stop wasting tax money on Shadi in PM House and Such events and if people can see that there hard-earned cash is utilized properly THEY WILL PAY TAX
<StoryTeller> nah
<Wizard> Khair that’s not the point the point is that we have neglected the nation’s leader, but we are remembering a martyred party leader in a very huuuge way, Liaquat Ali Khan was martyred as well we don’t remember him like this so why 27 has to be an exception?
<lameKid> and no one talked about several fire fighters who died at Ghakar Plaza sukker
<Wizard> yes, they are the heroes they died while trying to save others
<StoryTeller> but 27 is for remembering a hero too
<Wizard> Yes, but why only 27th Why not 25th, why not salute the heroes of 23rd December? Why not honor those who sacrificed there lives in the three wars?
<StoryTeller> hmm saheeh baat hay yaar
<lameKid> itna kharcha event per kia gaya, media coverage, free bus rides, everything but nothing for heroes of 23rd december, OR Quaid
<lameKid> even jo compensation announce ki gayee hain unhain un ke relatives tak pohanchne main pata naheen kitna time lage, kitne dhakke khane paren unhain
<StoryTeller> pohanche bhi ya naheen who knows
<Wizard> sad

I am not against anything or anyone 27th is definitely for a hero, a great leader but we shouldn’t neglect others as well

There is a song being played by Najam Shiraz on TheMusik etc today most probably it is dedicated to this date it has a line/verse: “Hum koi shahadat bhoolay naheen bhoolay naheen Mitti ki mohabbat bhoolay naheen”

I just wish that it was true

-Salman

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Wizard’s love interest

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<Miss-J> you are so sweet per tum apna naam kion naheen batate?
<SecretAdmirer> kionke secrets bataye naheen jatay 🙂
<Miss-J> okay, well I have to leave now
<Miss-J> see you later, okay sweets?
<SecretAdmirer> okay 🙂 see you
<SecretAdmirer> take cares
<Miss-J> bye
<SecretAdmirer> bye
* Miss- quits (I so wish that you tell me who you are!)
* SecretAdmirer left #chat
* Wizard joins #chat
<lameKid> so baba loveria when you telling javeria?
<Wizard> ussay kia batana hay?
<lameKid> yaheeh ke StoryTeller ussay pasand karta hay?
<Wizard> lol khabees
<StoryTeller> oh yes I love her so much
* StoryTeller quits (Killed by wizard)
<lameKid> pwned! lol
* StoryTeller joins #chat
* Wizard is now known as BabaLoveria
<lameKid> lol
* lameKid is now known as langra-kaddu
<StoryTeller> and that’s how you pwn lamers!

Dasvidaniya (Part 2)

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For sake of those people who haven’t seen the movie yet, I have the post on next page and if you don’t want to find out most of the story in my own weird way of story-telling than trust me you don’t want to click on Read more

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Thinking too much?

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From last few weeks I have this feeling that I am being too hard on myself —  or I am being very difficult for myself Limits, rules that I created for myself and that I am applying on myself from years are like being impossible to maintain now it’s weird

 

I enjoy my life, I love my work, I love my family everything is just like it was before so why do I feel different now? I never liked changes, infact I almost hate changes so why I am looking for changes now?

I never waited or wasted my time for anyone or anything which is not productive or which doesn’t helps my work/career/job or monthly goal then why do I waste my time on facebook or msn now? Why do I wait?

I never felt incomplete, so why I feel that I am missing something now?

Maybe, I am thinking too much and over-reacting (Maybe it’s just gas?)

Whatever it is, I am pretty much sure it will be over once I can get my focus back to work
-Salman