User 1: I’ve never had a reason to be concerned about click fraud on my site and I’ve been in the AdSense program since it began four years ago.
User 2: I’ve been driving a car for 30 years and never been in a head-on collision. Apparently, all this talk about air bags is a load of hooey.
<Wizard> Yaar, I was wondering..
<StoryTeller> me too
<lameKid> me three
<Wizard> shaap, let me complete
<StoryTeller> bako bako
<Wizard> I was wondering, SK never wishes anyone on birthdays, eid, etc..
<lameKid> so?
<Wizard> I mean it’s weird
<StoryTeller> well now that you mention it.. he never said “Congrats” when I got married..
<Wizard> Yeah but that’s obvious, whats not obvious is that he never said “aah, well best of luck” to you when you get married..
<StoryTeller> lame joke :/
<lameKid> hah no need to hide ST you so want to say ell oh ell
<StoryTeller> tujhay to acha lagega hee [translate: You will obviously like it]
<StoryTeller> tere nick main hee lame hay [translate: Your nickname has LAME written all over it]
<Wizard> Yeah but seriously, shadi ke lye “congrats” banta hee naheen
<lameKid> “Sorry, I didn’t know..” banta hay ST ki shadi per to
<StoryTeller> tumhari bhabhi idher hee hay dhian se
<lameKid> so you agree?
<Wizard> he has no issues with that!? lol
<Wizard> that must get to bhabhi now lol
<lameKid> sending SMS now
<lameKid> “bhabhi read ST’s screen – LK”
<lameKid> SMS sent
<Wizard> oh boy this ought to prove interesting
* lameKid quits (Killed by StoryTeller)
* StoryTeller (Quit: Wizard marwa dia k……)
Not only winning, but winning in style.
P.S. If you notice this was the first lifeline he used!! so he crossed 15 questions without actually any help!
Some entries from the mechanics’ logs of repairs done on airplanes:
Discrepancy: “Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.”
Corrective Action: “Almost replaced left inside main tire.”
Discrepancy: “Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.”
Corrective Action: “Autoland not installed on this aircraft.”
Discrepancy: “Something loose in cockpit.”
Corrective Action: “Something tightened in cockpit.”
Discrepancy: “Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.”
Corrective Action: “Evidence removed.”
<StoryTeller> Did you guys hear?
<lameKid> ST, when will you learn? we are thousands mile apart, and we are on text-based IRC we can’t hear what you are hearing right now.
<StoryTeller> abay gadhay
<lameKid> badtameezi na karo, bhabhi ko email kardene hain tumhare logs
<Wizard> gola ganda anyone?
<StoryTeller> what’s a gola ganda?
<lameKid> you don’t know gola ganda?
<StoryTeller> no
<Wizard> pehle aik gandi dandi lo
<Wizard> uspe baraf ka gola bana ke lagao
<Wizard> phir sachrine wali teen chaar sharbatain dalo usper
<Wizard> aur aakhir main woh yellow wali thick see cheez
<lameKid> err.. I just lost my apetite
<lameKid> comelle :@
<Wizard> kia comelle?
<lameKid> that yellow wali thick see cheez is called Comelle!! err brb
<Wizard> what what did I say?
<StoryTeller> well not much, but that description is surely enough to convince people.
<Wizard> convince about what?
<lameKid> that you are a WEIRDO!
<StoryTeller> yaheeh ke tum weirdo ho
<lameKid> jinxed! lol
<StoryTeller> stop watching disney tv lamer :p
<Miss-J> you are so sweet.. per tum apna naam kion naheen batate?
<SecretAdmirer> kionke secrets bataye naheen jatay..
<Miss-J> okay, well I have to leave now
<Miss-J> see you later, okay sweets?
<SecretAdmirer> okay
<SecretAdmirer> take cares
<Miss-J> bye
<SecretAdmirer> bye
* Miss- quits (I so wish that you tell me who you are..!)
* SecretAdmirer left #chat
* Wizard joins #chat
<lameKid> so baba loveria when you telling javeria?
<Wizard> ussay kia batana hay?
<lameKid> yaheeh ke StoryTeller ussay pasand karta hay?
<Wizard> lol khabees
<StoryTeller> oh yes I love her so much
* StoryTeller quits (Killed by wizard)
<lameKid> pwned! lol
* StoryTeller joins #chat
* Wizard is now known as BabaLoveria
<lameKid> lol
* lameKid is now known as langra-kaddu
<StoryTeller> and that’s how you pwn lamers!
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So few days ago I was listening to this new song by Ahmed Jahanzeb “Chandni Raat Main”.. and I really liked it..
While listening to the song I just entered two words from that song “Ghazab Hogaya” in my personal message, don’t really know why but suddenly people started messaging me “kia howa? [translation: what happened?]“.
I received 114 messages that night regarding my personal message, after a few first messages I started replying by saying “You read my PERSONAL message, ghazab hogaya!!”, obviously it was funny and weird for me.
Why funny and weird? because I don’t remember if I ever read anyone’s display name or personal message, and I think I was expecting that most people are like me, if only few had messaged me it wouldn’t have been a surprise but 114 is a huuuuuuuuuuuge number, don’t you think?
Some people said that they asked because they were concerned if I was well and everything was right, but before that day I had “*not interested*” in my personal message, and people were asking about that as well.. why would *not interested* raise any alarms? ;d
Today I have *Don’t know, Don’t care* in my personal message lets see how many people ask about this one (13 already btw)
I will update this post later to include that song’s lyrics (why will I post them here? because I liked it and it’s my blog 
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Update 1:
Click here for Lyrics of Chandni Raat Main from Album Laut Aao by Ahmed Jahanzeb.
-Salman
Okay first, let me clear this that I don’t mean any offence or disrespect to the legendary Alamgir or his fans by posting these logs here.
<Wizard> Hey, I just saw that guy “Dekha na tha” on The Musik
<StoryTeller> I just saw that guy dekha na tha?
<Wizard> oh yaar I mean the guy who sang Dekha na tha kabhi hamne yeh samaa
<lameKid> he means he saw Alamgay on The Musik with Shallum, Gumby, Immu and Khalid
<StoryTeller> Gumby the cartoon character?
<lameKid> err ST Gumby the DRUMMER.
<Wizard> rightttt Alamgir
<lameKid> Alamgay
<StoryTeller> bachay side main betho, tum apni age se bohat agay ki batain karne lage ho
<lameKid> nah he is gay, what’s so bad about saying that? it’s just a fact.
<Wizard> and how do you know that
<lameKid> uh
* lameKid left #chat
<StoryTeller> haha, phans gaya
<Wizard> it’s so easy to diss him lol
