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	<title>Salman Namah &#187; humour</title>
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		<title>sarcasm</title>
		<link>http://blog.skdev.net/2008/12/21/sarcasm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[User 1: I&#8217;ve never had a reason to be concerned about click fraud on my site and I&#8217;ve been in the AdSense program since it began four years ago.
User 2: I&#8217;ve been driving a car for 30 years and never been in a head-on collision. Apparently, all this talk about air bags is a load [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong>User 1:</strong> I&#8217;ve never had a reason to be concerned about click fraud on my site and I&#8217;ve been in the AdSense program since it began four years ago.<br />
<strong>User 2: </strong>I&#8217;ve been driving a car for 30 years and never been in a head-on collision. Apparently, all this talk about air bags is a load of hooey. <img src='http://blog.skdev.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p></blockquote>
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		<title>Airplane Repair Logs</title>
		<link>http://blog.skdev.net/2008/12/17/airplane-repair-logs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some entries from the mechanics&#8217; logs of repairs done on airplanes:
Discrepancy: &#8220;Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.&#8221;
Corrective Action: &#8220;Almost replaced left inside main tire.&#8221;
Discrepancy: &#8220;Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.&#8221;
Corrective Action: &#8220;Autoland not installed on this aircraft.&#8221;
Discrepancy: &#8220;Something loose in cockpit.&#8221;
Corrective Action: &#8220;Something tightened in cockpit.&#8221;
Discrepancy: &#8220;Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some entries from the mechanics&#8217; logs of repairs done on airplanes:</p>
<blockquote><p>Discrepancy: &#8220;Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.&#8221;<br />
Corrective Action: &#8220;Almost replaced left inside main tire.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Discrepancy: &#8220;Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.&#8221;<br />
Corrective Action: &#8220;Autoland not installed on this aircraft.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Discrepancy: &#8220;Something loose in cockpit.&#8221;<br />
Corrective Action: &#8220;Something tightened in cockpit.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Discrepancy: &#8220;Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.&#8221;<br />
Corrective Action: &#8220;Evidence removed.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Dasvidaniya (Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://blog.skdev.net/2008/12/14/dasvidaniya-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 22:12:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Salman</dc:creator>
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For sake of those people who haven&#8217;t seen the movie yet, I have the post on next page.. and if you don&#8217;t want to find out most of the story in my own weird way of story-telling than trust me you don&#8217;t want to click on Read more.

okay so in my last post regarding Dasvidaniya [...]]]></description>
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<p>For sake of those people who haven&#8217;t seen the movie yet, I have the post on next page.. and if you don&#8217;t want to find out most of the story in my own weird way of story-telling than trust me you don&#8217;t want to click on Read more.</p>
<p><span id="more-209"></span></p>
<p>okay so in my last post regarding Dasvidaniya I didn&#8217;t mention about what I FELT when I saw this movie..</p>
<p>The idea of doing everything you ever dream about or wished for before dying sounds very appealing..</p>
<p>so from this day, I will try to list things/stuff I want to do before my number is up.. I am thinking about creating a separate page for this.. hmm.</p>
<p>A part from that.. while watching the movie I was really moved by the scene where Amar tells Neha in sign language that he loved her.. why? because I am an introvert as well and I know how you feel when you want to say something and you can&#8217;t.. not only to your love interest but your family and friends as well.. [yes it's easy to speak my mind when I am sitting behind this lcd/monitor].. the emptiness, the sorrow, the happiness that Vinay (Amar) shows in that scene is so verbose, so complete that you can connect to it without even trying.. you just know that it&#8217;s something you have felt before or something that you can relate too.</p>
<p>Scenes where Amar was shown as talking to himself was also very cool.. Fighting with your own thoughts is something that I have done A LOT, it&#8217;s like everything I say or do is measured I try to make everything look good sound good and not funny or dumb.. and because I am thinking too much I just mess everything and then I end up feeling like a goof.</p>
<p>maybe I will write more on this topic later.. but for now Dasvidaniya :p</p>
<p>-Salman</p>
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		<title>Funny Video (#2)</title>
		<link>http://blog.skdev.net/2008/12/13/funny-video-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:37:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[eBay:







www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU
Social Profiles:







www.youtube.com/watch?v=avxpn_MsPYs
Show Lyrics
The years are going by so fast it really is bewilderin&#8217;
And we&#8217;ll be so-called &#8220;grown ups&#8221; and have mortgages and children
I hope we all gain worldliness, and wisdom, maturity
But I hope most of all that MySpace falls into obscurity
I hope our profiles all go dead, entombed in distant servers
A monument of your youth, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>eBay:</strong><br />
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<p><strong>Social Profiles:<br />
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<div class="spoiler_div" id="id382090644" style="display:none"><span>The years are going by so fast it really is bewilderin&#8217;<br />
And we&#8217;ll be so-called &#8220;grown ups&#8221; and have mortgages and children<br />
I hope we all gain worldliness, and wisdom, maturity<br />
But I hope most of all that MySpace falls into obscurity</span></p>
<p>I hope our profiles all go dead, entombed in distant servers<br />
A monument of your youth, although lacking its observers<br />
Your page will be an empty shell, when no one is behind it<br />
I hope your MySpace stays forever -- and I hope that your kids find it</p>
<p>How I hope that you forget your MySpace<br />
I hope it slips completely from your mind<br />
And I hope it stays up long enough for the next generation to find<br />
And I hope that it embarrasses your children<br />
I hope their bratty friends all forward it around<br />
And I hope that you forget your password<br />
So you cannot take it down</p>
<p>If your kids think you vaguely square, it will be so much clearer<br />
When they laugh at the pictures you took in your bathroom mirror<br />
And all the bands you listen to, your kids will be exposin&#8217;<br />
&#8220;Who is this Soulja Boy you reference, who&#8217;s &#8216;Uh Oh Explosion&#8217;?&#8221;</p>
<p>They&#8217;ll marvel at how old you are, they&#8217;ll &#8220;rofl&#8221; at your outfits<br />
Your tastes may pass as &#8220;vintage&#8221; in the future -- but I doubt it</p>
<p>I hope your cynical kids say, &#8220;Holy crap, this is great<br />
these comments date all the way back to 2008.&#8221;<br />
I hope they dig through your pictures, and find some we might call compromising<br />
I hope that seeing young Mom in a swimsuit or smoking a hookah isn&#8217;t too traumatizing<br />
But it will be past their comprehension<br />
They&#8217;ll ask &#8220;Did Grandpa not give you enough attention?&#8221;</p>
<p>[insert rocking out here]</p>
<p>They might poke at your top 8 friends, read your comments at the most<br />
I only wish that they could see the inane bulletins you post</div>
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		<title>Funny Videos (#1)</title>
		<link>http://blog.skdev.net/2008/12/13/facebook-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Salman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook Song:







www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSnXE2791yg
Facebook Skit:







www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FahBBnfHAQ
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Facebook Song:</strong><br />
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<p><strong>Facebook Skit:</strong><br />
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