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Person 1: Don’t say it Person 2: don’t

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Person 1: Don’t say it
Person 2: don’t say what god damn it?
Person 1: Don’t say god damn it god damn it!
Person 2: oh okay

Person 1: So where we
Person 2: you were saying something about god damn it ;d
Person 1: !@#!@#!@ ERR

Facebook Can’t Count

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Exhibit One – The Home Page showing that I have 48 friend requests (Click to enlarge)

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Exhibit Two – The Requests Page showing that I actually have 50 friend requests

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Careful! These statues could get you pregnant

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Riple’s Believe It or Not! ®

MYRTLE BEACH, SC – Starting a family might be a little easier with a trip to Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum in Myrtle Beach The museum on Thursday opens a month long display of its fertility statues The 5-foot tall wooden statues were acquired on the Ivory Coast of West Africa in 1993 The company says they were then placed in its corporate headquarters in Orlando, Fla, and within months, 13 women became pregnant

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African Fertility Statues – Riple’s Believe It or Not! ®

The statues have since been on display around the world According to the company, more than 2,000 women have reported becoming pregnant after touching the statues

They will be on display at Ripley’s through the first of March The company says couples wanting to have a baby can touch the statues for free during business hours

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I am Helvetica, What font are you?

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You are Helvetica

You’re like an industry standard Classic Reliable Okay, maybe a bit boring But you don’t let the haters get you down — after all, you’ve still got plenty of friends who think you’re the best

Got the link from
Hinstance blog (who got the link from Saadat’s blog)

I am not sure if the description or font fits me ;d but it sure sounds nice just like all those horoscopes about Cancerians being so nice, sweet and sensitive 😀

what a relief!

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From last few weeks, I had the feeling that I am in love thank god it was just gas

Dino Ali – Suno Zara

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<Wizard> what is it?
<StoryTeller> it’s supposed to be a music album
<Wizard> oh so who is the singer?
<StoryTeller> Dino Ali
<Wizard> but he is not a singer
<StoryTeller> apparently — he is a pathetic one but he is
<Wizard> aah link?
<StoryTeller> You really want to listen? :S
<Wizard> yeah, why not?
<lameKid> my ears are bleeding now DAMN
<Wizard> lK why?
<lameKid> I just listened to his song on youtube DAMN
<StoryTeller> that’s what I meant wizard 😛
<Wizard> is it that bad?
<StoryTeller> err okay go listen: http://dacoolsite.com/songs/Pakistani_Pop_Albums/Dino_Ali/Suno_Zara_(2008)/

around 30 minutes later

* Wizard quit (Quit: )

later that day:

* Wizard joins #chat
<Wizard> DAMMMN
<Wizard>
<Wizard> you ain’t going to say “told you?”
<lameKid> no, why will I say that? 😛
<Wizard> BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS DO?
<lameKid> lol fine, “told you :P”
<StoryTeller> Wizard try Jimmy Attre as well 😛
<lameKid> haha Akaile kaheen na jaana zamana najuk hay 😛
<Wizard> no thanks, I have suffered enough for today

sarcasm

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User 1: I’ve never had a reason to be concerned about click fraud on my site and I’ve been in the AdSense program since it began four years ago
User 2: I’ve been driving a car for 30 years and never been in a head-on collision Apparently, all this talk about air bags is a load of hooey 🙂

Greetings

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<Wizard> Yaar, I was wondering
<StoryTeller> me too
<lameKid> me three
<Wizard> shaap, let me complete
<StoryTeller> bako bako
<Wizard> I was wondering, SK never wishes anyone on birthdays, eid, etc
<lameKid> so?
<Wizard> I mean it’s weird
<StoryTeller> well now that you mention it he never said “Congrats” when I got married
<Wizard> Yeah but that’s obvious, whats not obvious is that he never said “aah, well best of luck” to you when you get married
<StoryTeller> lame joke :/
<lameKid> hah no need to hide ST you so want to say ell oh ell 😛
<StoryTeller> tujhay to acha lagega hee [translate: You will obviously like it]
<StoryTeller> tere nick main hee lame hay [translate: Your nickname has LAME written all over it]
<Wizard> Yeah but seriously, shadi ke lye “congrats” banta hee naheen
<lameKid> “Sorry, I didn’t know” banta hay ST ki shadi per to 😛
<StoryTeller> tumhari bhabhi idher hee hay dhian se
<lameKid> so you agree? 😛
<Wizard> he has no issues with that!? lol
<Wizard> that must get to bhabhi now lol
<lameKid> sending SMS now
<lameKid> “bhabhi read ST’s screen – LK” 😛
<lameKid> SMS sent
<Wizard> oh boy this ought to prove interesting
* lameKid quits (Killed by StoryTeller)
* StoryTeller (Quit: Wizard marwa dia k)

Airplane Repair Logs

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Some entries from the mechanics’ logs of repairs done on airplanes:

Discrepancy: “Left inside main tire almost needs replacement”
Corrective Action: “Almost replaced left inside main tire”

Discrepancy: “Test flight OK, except autoland very rough”
Corrective Action: “Autoland not installed on this aircraft”

Discrepancy: “Something loose in cockpit”
Corrective Action: “Something tightened in cockpit”

Discrepancy: “Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear”
Corrective Action: “Evidence removed”

Wizard’s love interest

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<Miss-J> you are so sweet per tum apna naam kion naheen batate?
<SecretAdmirer> kionke secrets bataye naheen jatay 🙂
<Miss-J> okay, well I have to leave now
<Miss-J> see you later, okay sweets?
<SecretAdmirer> okay 🙂 see you
<SecretAdmirer> take cares
<Miss-J> bye
<SecretAdmirer> bye
* Miss- quits (I so wish that you tell me who you are!)
* SecretAdmirer left #chat
* Wizard joins #chat
<lameKid> so baba loveria when you telling javeria?
<Wizard> ussay kia batana hay?
<lameKid> yaheeh ke StoryTeller ussay pasand karta hay?
<Wizard> lol khabees
<StoryTeller> oh yes I love her so much
* StoryTeller quits (Killed by wizard)
<lameKid> pwned! lol
* StoryTeller joins #chat
* Wizard is now known as BabaLoveria
<lameKid> lol
* lameKid is now known as langra-kaddu
<StoryTeller> and that’s how you pwn lamers!