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Person 1: Don’t say it Person 2: don’t

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Person 1: Don’t say it
Person 2: don’t say what god damn it?
Person 1: Don’t say god damn it god damn it!
Person 2: oh okay

Person 1: So where we
Person 2: you were saying something about god damn it ;d
Person 1: !@#!@#!@ ERR

Baat naheen ho paati

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Guzar auqaat naheen ho paati
Din say ab raat naheen ho paati

Sari duniya main bus ik tum say hee
Ab mulaqat naheen ho paati

Jo dharakti hay merey dil main kaheen
Ik wohee baat naheen ho paati

Jama karta hoon sar-e-chasham bohat
Phir bhi barsaat naheen ho paati

Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Banke Tamanna Meri

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Lab Pe Aati Hay Dua Banke Tamanna Meri
– Allama Iqbal

Lab pe aati hai dua banke tamanna meri
Zindagi shama ki surat ho khudaya meri

Door duniya ka mere dam se andhera ho jaaye
Har jagah mere chamakne se ujaala ho jaaye

Ho mere dam se yoon hi mere watan ki zeenat
Jis tarah phool se hoti hai chaman ki zeenat

Zindagi ho meri parwaane ki surat ya rab
Ilm ki shama se ho mujhko mohabbat ya rab

Ho mera kaam garibon ki himaayat karna
Dard-mandon se zaiifon se mohabbat karna

Mere Allah buraai se bachaanaa mujhko
Nek jo raah ho us raah pe chalaanaa mujhko

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Chehra

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شائد ہر انسان کی زندگی میں کبھی نا کبھی ایک وقت ایسا آتا ہے، جب اُسّے احساس ہوتا ہے کہ اسکی یادّاشت میں موجود سینکڑوں چہروں میں سے ایک چہرہ ایسا بھی ہے جو اس کو بند آنکھوں سے بھی نظر آتا ہے۔ جو اسوقت بھی قریب نظر آتا ہے جب وہ چہرہ درحقیقت اس سے دور ہو۔ ایک چہرہ جو اسکی گہری نیند کی تاریکی کو بھی چیر کے خوابوں کے پردے پر نظر آتا ہے۔

کچھ لوگوں کی خواہش ہوتی ہے کہ یہ چہرہ آنکھہ کھولنے پر بھی ان کے سامنے ہو۔ ان کے نذدیک ہو۔ اور انہیں اتنی ہی محبت سے دیکھہ رہا ہو جتنی محبت سے وہ اس چہرے کے بارے میں سوچ رہے تھے۔

اِس کے برعکس کچھ لوگ ایسے بھی ہیں جن کے لئے سب سے اہم بس یہ ہوتا ہے کہ یہ چہرہ  جہاں بھی ہو، ان کے پاس ان سے دور، نیند میں ہو یا بیدار، بس خوش ہو۔ بہت خوش ہو۔ اس سے زیادہ نہ تو وہ کچھہ چاہتے ہیں، نا ہی اس سے زیادہ کی کبھی دعا کرتے ہیں۔

مجھے نہیں پتا کے ان دونوں میں سے کون سے لوگ زیادہ بہتر ہیں، وہ جو بس اس چہرے کو خوش دیکھنا چاہتے ہیں، یا وہ جو اس چہرے کو صرف اپنے ساتھہ خوش دیکھنا چاہتے ہیں۔

آپ کیا کہتے ہیں؟

سلمان

Facebook Can’t Count

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Exhibit One – The Home Page showing that I have 48 friend requests (Click to enlarge)

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Exhibit Two – The Requests Page showing that I actually have 50 friend requests

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Pakistan to require premarital blood screening

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* Draft of law suggests Rs 50,000-100,000 fine, 6 month-one year jail for violators
By Afnan Khan

LAHORE: The National Assembly may soon introduce legislation regarding pre-marital blood screening to control the spread of HIV/AIDS, Thalassemia, Hepatitis and other diseases that are transmitted through genetic abnormalities; blood transmission; and sexual relations, sources within the National Assembly said on Tuesday

They said the government would impose stern punishment to enforce the law, which would be binding on every Pakistani couple The punishments would range from a fine of Rs 50,000 to Rs 100,000; six months to a year’s imprisonment; or both Parliament is also planning on adding a provision to the law to collect the medical history of all Pakistanis deported from foreign countries, especially the Middle East, upon their arrival at airports The sources said this was necessary as many people are deported from Middle Eastern countries after being found positive for HIV, hepatitis C, etc Such people rarely inform the government or their families of these conditions to escape stigma and can thus spread the infections, they added

The parliamentary sources said the law would be implemented through the thousands of basic health units (BHUs) functioning throughout the country They said the officials working in these BHUs to keep a check on people violating the law

The Standing Committee for Health in the National Assembly is due to meet today (Wednesday) to discuss the final timetable for placement of the bill before parliament and conduct a final debate on its pros and cons According to committee Chairman Yasmeen Rehman, they would also discuss the issue of spurious drugs; shortage of life-saving medicine; and the high prices of medicines being sold by multinational companies

She told Daily Times the committee had already drawn up the outline and major clauses of pre-marital blood screening law She said passage of this law would ensure the safety of future generations from several deadly diseases

Source: Daily Times

Iran Claims It Has Made World’s Most Powerful Natural Gas Car

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The Middle East’s largest automaker has unveiled a four-door sedan, claiming its engine is the world’s most powerful run by natural gas It’s a significant development in a country that has converted more than 250,000 cars to run on the stuff

The company, Iran Khodro, says the turbocharged engine in the Samand Soren ELX produces 150 horsepower, 37 more than the CNG-powered Honda Civic GX and just four short of the gasoline-burning four-cylinder Toyota Camry

Iran Khodro unveiled the car Saturday in Tehran, and the Tehran Times says it was developed “under the intellectual property of the Islamic Republic of Iran,” which explains why there was a picture of the Ayatollah looking over the car

Company CEO Manouchehr Manteqi says the car meets Euro IV emissions standards and adds, “its nominal power will not decline even at the height of 2,000 meters above sea level” That’s 6,561 feet for the metrically challenged, and it’s significant because Tehran, like Denver, is located about 5,000 feet above sea level

Manteqi didn’t offer any other details on the car, but the Samand LX uses a 17-liter four-cylinder that produces 100 horsepower It does 0 to 62 mph in 119 seconds and tops out at 115 mph

Iran Khodro is partially owned by the government, and it has a joint venture with Peugeot to build the Logan econobox (sold in Iran as the Tondar 90) and the 206 compact and 405 sedan Although the global auto industry is slumping, Iran Khodro plans to ramp up production and ease its dependence on foreign suppliers, according to Reuters

Tehran, a city of 12 million people, has long been plagued by pollution That’s changed in recent years as the city has adopted natural gas buses, forced taxis to convert to CNG and taken decrepit old cars off the road More than 250,000 cars have been converted to natural gas since 2004, according to the Los Angeles Times

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How to fix Firefox 3 Memory Leak problem

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Recently, I have very big problem with my Firefox browser Few minutes after starting of Firefox application, my Firefox become too slow for surfing, all open applications freeze for two or three seconds after every my click I noticed that Firefoxexe take up a big part of my computer memory After reading several forums on the net, I find how to fix this “Firefox memory leak” problem

Just follow these simple steps to get your Firefox memory usage under control The solution was in ”about:config” Firefox hidden configuration options

  1. Get the main configuration screen by putting “about:config” in the browser’s address bar
  2. Right click on the page and choose New then Integer and create an integer called “browsercachememorycapacity” Set it to a low number (I use 16384 – that means 15MB) This controls how many kilobytes of memory are used for the browser’s cache
  3. In the Filter of “about:config” page (top of the page) put “browsercachediskcapacity” Set “browsercachediskcapacity” (right click – Modify) to between 5000 or 15000 (I use 15000) For example: if you have 128MB to 512M use 5000, if you have 512BM to 1GB of RAM use 15000 This controls how many kilobytes of memory are used for the browser’s cache
  4. Configure Firefox to swap memory to disk when minimized In the Filter of “about:config” page (top of the page) put “configtrim_on_minimize”, Right click on the page and choose New then Boolean and create an boolean called “configtrim_on_minimize” Set it to true This mean – when you minimize the firefox window it will free up memory
  5. In the Filter of “about:config” page (top of the page) put “networkprefetch-next” Set “networkprefetch-next” to false Network link prefetch will download all pages with the rel=”prefetch” tag, with false you avoid that downloading
  6. In the Filter of “about:config” page (top of the page) put “browsersessionhistorymax_total_viewers” Set it to low number I set it to 6 This controls how many pages of history are kept in the back/forward buttons

Restart Firefox and that’s it! Now, your Firefox and your computer will be much faster and you are ready for faster surfing Enjoy!

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Careful! These statues could get you pregnant

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Riple’s Believe It or Not! ®

MYRTLE BEACH, SC – Starting a family might be a little easier with a trip to Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum in Myrtle Beach The museum on Thursday opens a month long display of its fertility statues The 5-foot tall wooden statues were acquired on the Ivory Coast of West Africa in 1993 The company says they were then placed in its corporate headquarters in Orlando, Fla, and within months, 13 women became pregnant

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African Fertility Statues – Riple’s Believe It or Not! ®

The statues have since been on display around the world According to the company, more than 2,000 women have reported becoming pregnant after touching the statues

They will be on display at Ripley’s through the first of March The company says couples wanting to have a baby can touch the statues for free during business hours

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